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>scour the area for hot dudes or babes, proceed to wink at one of them that you have picked out.
»Look at the tattooed blue blood who you think you’ve seen before. You shrug and walk over to him.
You move a little and put a claw tip under her chin. “I eat life force and sin. I won’t take any life force from you but you seem to have a lot of sloth in you.” You wonder if she’ll be insulted by that or shrug it off. Ether way you intend to remove it from her for a nice snack.
"What’s sloth? Isn’t that an animal?" You crossed your arms and back away slightly. You don’t want his claw under your chin.
For every note this post receives my boyfriend will read a page of Homestuck. He doesn’t know shit about it and I want to do couple cosplays.
"Oh that sounds nice," you say smiling. "Don’t need to eat physical food, but it’s usually delicious."
There’s also the fact that chefs are also usually either a bit prideful or gluttonous themselves. You’re sure you’d get a good meal in any case.
Heck, Calita here had a bit of sin too. “What if I told you that you could feed me yourself?”
"What?" You looked at him confused. Mostly for the fact the only food you have on you is your skin. "How would I be able to feed you? I have nothing on me."
You sigh softly. You’d rather go to Proxus’ hive and eat food there, but if he doesn’t want to its alright.
You scratch very lightly under her chin, smiling softly for all the jagged edges in you mouth.
"What do trolls eat? How do you know i don’t find your food inedible?"
"I don’t know. I don’t eat much in the first place. To busy playing video games to eat." You think for a moment. "Oh my friend is a good cook! I can take you to his hive."
"I wish I knew little troll," you say your face falling a little, "and I’m pretty hungry too."
"Oh I have food back at my hive, wanna eat there?" You poke his cheek and try to make him smile again,
"Can you say ‘Sean’? Because I go by that back on Earth when humans can’t pronounce it." You grin.
"Okay Sean." You smile softly at him, "so why are you here?"